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Zero fucks given

The inability to give even one fuck about someone or something, i.e. the situation in which one is unable to care. This term is also used to express dismay, disbelief, or sarcasm pertaining to someone or something, and can be a successful comeback comment in the event of a downward-spiraling conversation.
Michael: "Vicki, you were the one that broke up with me!"

Victoria: "Zero fucks given, Mike."
by lolswerehad June 22, 2011
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no fucks given

NO fucks given is a state of mind in which when in a situation normally you would throw a fit or give a fuck about but instead you move on as if nothing happened, going on multimedia sites such as twiter and facebook and posting about not giving a fuck is only not a fuck given if you are saying you dont give a fuck for no reason but if something makes you say i dont give a fuck then you go and post about it that is clearly a small fuck given.
being fat and on a diet timmy ate a whole pizza, no fucks given.
by Gdaddypurps November 21, 2013
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Government Worker

Man 1: "Betsy just took 12 weeks off from her job!"

Man 2: "She must be a government worker."
by PCUTroublemaker February 28, 2013
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Government-Media Complex

Governments and Media through relationships with public relations companies (PR), deceitfully participate
in covert and overt government propaganda which publishes propaganda as news. What are often thought as credible news sources can knowingly or unknowingly be pushing political agendas and propaganda.
Internet is the ONLY alternative to the government-media complex that controls the news and most political propaganda. It is essential that the internet remain free and open from government regulation and that you use it to seek alternative sources for news.
by Getafix April 15, 2013
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Government peanutbutter

The rough peanutbutter that comes in 15 lb. metal cans supplied by the U.S.D.A.
There are no warnings on the can, which there should be for choking hazard.
1)It is supplied for needy families
2)It is supplied for needy institutions
3)You cannot spread this peanutbutter
4)You cannot lube a tractor with it
"Somebody, please help me...I cannot get my knife back out of this government peanutbutter!"
by truckintim87 March 29, 2009
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Government Supported Private Investigator

A Government Supported Private Investigator means to sneak into a crime base and steal evidence to charge all criminals for their crimes.
You achieved the rank of: Government Supported Private Investigator
by NovumPhoenixDuck September 24, 2020
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government

the government is you and me and you've all been trained to forget that by the ones pretending to be our masters!

turn off the television! it's only there to distract you and to make your mind up for you!

They've been telling us how it's going to be... wait a second! were supposed to be doing that!
The government is us; we are the government, you and I -- Theodore Roosevelt, 26th President of the United States.

it's still we the people... not we the IRS, not we the Bush Administration! YOU AND ME AND DON'T LET THEM FORGET THAT!!!
by weownnotthem January 16, 2008
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