gnomism

A psychological disorder which, in most cases, a dwarf-like man tries to make himself bigger by cutting bigger men down in an attempt to gain size or to make advances in the workplace. It has been reported, in rare cases, that the affected have broken into homes of the bigger people they encounter on a daily basis and gnawed off the soles of shoes in yet another attempt to gain stature.

I was thrown under the bus by a guy at work yesterday. But it's alright, he suffers from gnomism.

by DblGeezBurgers May 15, 2014

fluffer gnomes

The mythical source of morning wood, the appear singing a tune and help you get erect with their gnomey mitts.

I was visited by the fluffer gnomes last night... and now I've got a huge boner in the morning.

by El Zorro July 7, 2006

gnomist

Someone that hates gnomes.

Stupid gnomist's always picking on the little guys...

by Labmixz March 15, 2009

Roaming Gnomes

Little, dwarf-like creatures with pointy red hats. By day, you may see them frolick merrily in people's gardens alongside tulips and fresh soil, though at night they are rumored to steal your undergarments, preferably socks. Some believe this is in protest of them being decorative lawn ornamnents.

Mom! That thing on the lawn stole my sock again!

by IndieGirl March 2, 2005

underpants gnomes

Small characters made up on the show South Park. The underpants gnomes are small gnomes that sneak into your house at night to steal your underpants and somehow make a profit out of it.

Gaaaaah! The underpants gnomes are stealing my last pair of tighty whities.

by Sidney Vicious April 23, 2003

Gnomeschool

Where gnomes learn to be bitter, resentful and overcompensate for their many, many failures in gnomish ways...often falls prey to substance abuse and becomes engaged in seedy employment (when employable) as fluffers in Gnomaam flicks

Dude....I don't care what they told you in Gnomeschool your never going to be a cowboy ... now stop trying to ride my german shepard and get your gnomschooled, gnome hat wearin ass out of my garden...

And clean up that fluffermuffin, gnomie.

Fucking gnomes......

by Bill the random December 3, 2010

gnomes bride

An expression that means you will castrate them then pimp them out to the highest bidder

Just so we are clear if I ever see you with him again I’ll make you a gnomes bride

by Dino_toast January 27, 2019