Gluton

1. The cousin to proton. 2. The amount of weed it takes to smoke in order to want to form a band.

I just smoked a gluton, let's form a band!

by sugarplops December 30, 2011

Glutiful

When a person's glutes are in perfectly rounded and toned symmetry for their body type. Glutes that enhance a person's self-body image.

She loves the way her glutes look in lacy lingerie. "I feel so glutiful!"

Her love says,"I hate to see her leave, but I love to watch her go!"

by Russell Fit July 14, 2016

glutenized

Someone who goes to a restaurant, orders a gluten free hamburger & it comes out with a normal bun & eats it. Fuckkk! I've been glutenized!

I just ate that regular bun, now I'm glutenized!

by spartanprop October 4, 2017

gluten free lightning

gay

I am gluten free lightning, I'm gay.

by jinremlil November 12, 2019

Gluten Bag

1. A way of saying Guten Tag, except it's funny. And basically, a way of being a jackass except german!

2. A bag of Gluten.

Someone: "Hey dude!"

You: "Gluten Bag my good sir!"
Someone: "What?"

by Blue_Angels March 10, 2023

ass glueing

The act of repeatedly cumming on your sexual partners butt crack and attempting to make them stick together

Me and my girlfriend tried ass glueing last night it was freaking awesome

by kingboy3 February 28, 2015

Glutino

A gluten free whore/slut

Emily, you're such a glutino, go eat some gluten free bread and a dick

by AnielaVanilla September 3, 2014