Grumpkins

The game of giving a girl spicy food then having anal sex with her. Then the male would punch the woman in the stomach and scream "GRUMPKINS!" and pulling out before fecal matter lands on the penis. If fecal matter does land on the male penis then the male loses.

I didn't Pull out in time so i lost grumpkins

by Mike Ockhertz December 8, 2009

reverse grumpkin

when a person sitting on a toilet taking a shit gives oral sex to someone standing in front of them

yeah i got a grumpkin then gave her a reverse grumpkin

by Bradford, PA March 18, 2011

reverse grumpkin

Same as a a grumpkin...A girl is taking the shit while the guy eats the girl out!

man! that was a good reverse grumpkin!

by Joe Davis September 11, 2003

grumpkin

one of a variety of individuals, who is bubbly like a volcano, snuggly as an antitank mine, and enjoys hillsides of cabot extra sharp cheddar cheese. as much as any such individual can enjoy such things, which is quite an excessive amount.

"Antitank mines always have to be stabilized before you grab them. This is why I kiss you at the same time.What a grumpkin!"

by J Jayma Jameson August 16, 2011

grumpkin

When Female or Male, is performing oral sex on you when you are taking a shit on the toilet. Grumpkin is mistaken for the word Blumpkin, because of the Movie "Harold and Kumar."

Grumpkin

by The Theoretically Correct May 20, 2009

grumpkins

recieving head while in the process of shitting.

"That bitch was so nasty she gave me grumpkins!"

by mattneesy May 19, 2004

Grumpkin

A twist and flick of the balls while receiving a blowjob, thus making the person grumpy.

Garrett was getting a BJ when Amy decided to bust out the grumpkin.

by sqwirll April 14, 2009