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Glory Firefighter

That guy who becomes a firefighter so he can put pictures of himself on Facebook and brag to his friends about all the babies he's saved even though he's the new probie who's only been on for a month and has no idea what he's getting in to.

This person doesn't pull his weight around the station, but why should he since he's a god? Chances are, this person hasn't even been in a real fire before.
Joe is such a glory firefighter, all he does is update his Facebook while he's not paying attention in training meetings about how much he loves being a firefighter.

Joe has been real quiet since we ran that bad car accident last Wednesday. I wonder how much he loves being a hero now that he's seen what we really do here.
by Ladder16 November 27, 2011
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glory meat

The amount of an erect penis showing after both owner's hands have been wrapped around it. To properly measure 'glory meat', one must first get an erection. Then, take the penis in the left hand, being sure the bottom edge of the left hand is flush with the abdomen. Then hold the remaining penis with the right hand, ensuring the bottom edge of the right hand is flush with the top edge of the left hand. Close all fingers and thumbs of both hands. The amount of penis over and above the top edge of the right hand is considered 'glory meat'.

Note: One either has glory meat or one doesn't. As a general rule of thumb, those having glory meat can be said to have an above average sized penis. Alas, the more glory meat showing, the bigger the penis.
'John has a small penis. I'll bet the fucker ain't got no glory meat at all!'

'Dude, I heard Bill has like 3 inches of glory meat. That's why he gets all the pussy.'
by ben the ten November 25, 2009
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Glory Days

n. or adj. A middle-aged man whose prime has long passed, and is in denial that the glory days ever ended. Particularly applies to ex-jocks who now work as ineffective high school math or science teachers just so they can coach football and flirt inappropriately with cheerleaders.
Check out Glory Days over there, with his tan and his arm around that underage girl.
by bstppldrmr August 1, 2011
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Glory rip

A long final hitting a juul, bong, or blunt
Zcam: let me get my juul back
Ryan: just let me get a my glory rip
by Zcam February 2, 2017
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Glory Dump

A Glory Dump MUST contain all of the following:
1. A large massive terd
2. Basically just fall out of your ass as soon as you sit down. No more than 3 seconds
3. This terd does not require more than one wipe and it is as clean as can be
4. You are left with such a feeling of euphoria a large grin is all that can happen
Today my day ended with the most perfect Glory Dump.
by Jeremy Holt March 26, 2009
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glory hound

A person seeking accolades at the expense of everyone else, particularly peers
Ray is such a glory hound. He did nothing on that project, but he presented it to management as if he had done all the work.
by ChiJoker October 18, 2004
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Glory Hole Pilot

One who's takes the initiative to stick there penis through the glory hole.
I hate sucking dick so I always try to be the glory hole pilot
by Limptrickle69 August 10, 2017
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