When a man cums on a woman/mans eyes and then holds them shut so that when the glop dries they can't open their eyelids.
by Hark Marper February 4, 2009

by Greg the alien June 4, 2020

You are a Glip-Glops
by Schumacher's January 8, 2019

#1 Don't go down on a chick when she's on her period, or you'll get flop glop all over you.
2# I went down on a chick last night and got flop glopped.
2# I went down on a chick last night and got flop glopped.
by The Master Shake June 20, 2007

by nickyishere November 19, 2022

by Meatloaaf September 12, 2019

Pouring cement into your asshole and trying to take a shit, thus creating a force that will blow your cheeks apart; an unmovable object vs an unstoppable force.
Jeff: "Last week I was out of school cause I was glopping so hard I had to be sent to the hospital"
Kevin: "What the fuck"
Kevin: "What the fuck"
by lazality January 6, 2024
