globberdoo

a large mass of an unknown or known gooey substance

While I was caulking the tub, I found a big globberdoo of it on my shoe.

I was walking down the sidewalk and stepped in a big globberdoo.

by Mike612 September 17, 2006

globed

A practical joke of sorts, that involves the inconspicuous planting of cheap and tacky snowglobes around the victim's room (condom/sock drawer, under the pillow, nestled in sex toy chest).

The ultimate goal for the victim (or their significant other/hook up) to discover the distasteful object at inopportune moments.
(additional points if it results in a total cock block).

"Bro, you totally globed me the other night when I was gettin' busy with this chick. You owe me an orgasm."

"You been GLOBED, motherfucka!"

by stabzilla December 25, 2012

Globbermonster

A large person who is very tall, and very overweight, and lies alot

Terb is a globbermonster because he is huge.

by el poopino October 14, 2003

globber

A person who leaves toothpaste globs in the bathroom sink, on the bathroom towels and even gets a glob on the shower curtain every once in a while.

I have to wash the bathroom sink frequently because my boyfriend is a globber.

by Amy April 10, 2003

glibbed

The act of someone who promises you something but at the time of delivery rescinds from what they promised they would do.

Brian was supposed to pay me back for that case of beer but in the end he glibbed me.

by hyfyve July 16, 2014

glubbed

adj. circumsized.

from latin "glubo"

Alot of people are just plain glubbed.

by Bairgh O L'Gharigh July 7, 2019

Globber

Group of obese/overweight/fat people

Look at that globber of chubby fucks

by prolly prolly August 3, 2023