Charles Gliddon

When a 7 ft two man with size 18 feet decides to go out with a 4 ft girl to make his dick look bigger

Oscar: Gee did you see Greg the other day - with the dwarf woman?
Patrick: Yeah, he's gonna totally Charles Gliddon
Dan: Imagine them in the bedroom
Oscar: I do. . . frequently
Patrick: It's gonna be painful

by Hugo Harlotbreath March 2, 2019

Charles Gliddon

When a 7 ft two man with size 18 feet decides to go out with a 4 ft girl to make his dick look bigger

Oscar: Gee did you see Greg the other day - with the dwarf woman?
Patrick: Yeah, he's gonna totally Charles Gliddon
Dan: Imagine them in the bedroom
Oscar: I do. . . frequently
Patrick: It's gonna be painful

by Hugo Harlotbreath March 2, 2019

Mexican Hand Glider

When your girl lubes up your cock, wraps it in a soft, flour tortilla and commences to give you a vigorous hand job.

Rachel gave me several Mexican Hand Gliders last night. We went through a whole jar of KY and a pack of tortillas last night.

by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2018

Hang Gliding Over Russia

Masturbating; just with an exotic name that makes you sound like a dick.

Flab: Hey, where's Jiggy?

Cheese: Probably hang gliding over Russia.

Flab: Good call, you douchebag.

by FlabCaptain February 24, 2010

glidesloping

Drinking later in the day slowly to prevent a hangover from day-time drunking.

Dude, we have to glidesloping or we will have a hell of a hangover!

by Bar-Keep April 23, 2018

glidel

Glidel, there aren’t enough words to describe how amazing this person is. She is as beautiful and as radiant as the morning sky, as captivating and mesmerizing as the moon and the stars. She is as rare as her name, someone that’s one in a billion. She is honest and true, fearsome and brave, she is tough but she is also one of the softest and kindest human being you could ever meet. Being loved and cared by her is a privilege and to love her is is an honor.

Glidel is a once in a lifetime person, one you would hold on to and willing to give up everything for.

Glidel is someone you’ll want to be by your side always, she’s always growing and evolving into the best version of herself. She may not see herself or her worth the same way others do, but she is capable of great things and building a life and a future worth living.

She is the most patient, caring and loving person you can ever meet. She is someone worth fighting for.

Glidel is someone i want to spend the rest of my life with.

by chabibunny November 24, 2021

Street Gliding

Skating in regards to Street Gliderz. (Something similar to Heely's but can strap onto ANY shoe)

He was Street Gliding on the sidewalk.

by www.radicaltoyz.com June 12, 2008