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blaze and glaze

the act in which a girl gives a man a blowjob whilst he smokes weed.

blaze- smoking weed
glaze- ejaculating on a woman's face (usually performed after a blowjob)
yo man how did it go with gash u were in with last night?
safe man, she let me blaze and glaze all night long!
by KtotheSIZZLE July 24, 2011
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Gleezer

Anyone over the age of thirty that faithfully watches and gets overly excited about the show "Glee".
Dave: "Dude! I can't wait for tonight's show! Brittany is doing Britney! I'm Gleeking out! Can I hang out and watch the show in your room with the other Gleeks? I'll make the popcorn!"

Ariel: "DAD! GROSS! You are such a Gleezer! Why don't you get a grip and go watch Dancing with the Stars in the living room with Mom?"
by Mizjames December 6, 2010
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Glazed Ham Booty

A Booty that looks so good and perfectly thick, (non of that fat shit) that you just wanna take a bite out that mother fucker!!!
Damn yo look at that bitch with that glazed ham booty over there, i wanna bite that shit!

Damn I heard Frank's girl got that glazed ham booty, shit some niggas got all the luck!
by whiskeynights23 January 1, 2012
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glazed vag

When a girl goes to a Dunkin' Donuts, claims she knows a guy who works there to gain access to the donut glazing machine to drip hot sugary glazing onto her meat curtain.
H: Hey miss why are you in the back?
DB: Just undergoing a glazed vag procedure using your confectionary equipment.
H: Proceed.
by The Boston Creamer December 28, 2014
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shit-glazed

The resulting sheen of feces on one's penis after anal sex.
"Wow. Look at the ass on that slut!"

"Ya, I wouldn't mind getting shit-glazed by her!"
by hooligan0068 February 13, 2010
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managers glaze

The managers ejaculation that gets put on food (most likely pancakes or dessert)
Can I get the iHop pancakes with the managers glaze please
by Tkey010 November 17, 2022
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glazed gay

n: a homosexual male who tans too much and uses too much hair product, make-up, and lip gloss, thus rendering himself in the likeness of a glazed donut -- tan with a bit of a frosted coating
LeatherBear1: "Look at that little thing! It is the middle of January! You do not have a natural tan in the middle of January!"

LeatherBear2: "And skin doesn't naturally look shimmery either."

LeatherBear3: "He's a glazed gay. We could eat him in one bite!"

*growling hungrily in unison*
by BTheWordMaker April 13, 2008
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