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Glazed Donut

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The glaze affect left on ones face after eating Poonis
Yo son.. what did you just eat cause it looks like you had a glazed donut!
by Bill December 5, 2003
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A wet, sticky condition of a man's face (from roughly eyebrows to chin and mid-cheek to mid-cheek) resulting from complete immersion of said man's face in the meat curtains of a woman's loins.
I went down on this fat chic last night and ended up with a gigantic glazed donut.
by Sugar 1. Sugar 2. October 23, 2009
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while receiving oral sex from your partner, pull out just before ejaculation, blow on her face then punch her in the nose causing her to bleed
I gave her a nice cherry glazed donut
by super wedo December 21, 2008
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while a gurl is sleeping, a guy jacks-off and releases his semen on the gurl's eyelid. when she wakes up in the morning (after a couple of hours) her eye is crusty and hard to open all the way....and that is a glazed donut because the crust of jizz on her eye has a glazed, flakey, white-almost clear liquid that resembles a fresh baked krispy kreme donut.
mmmmmmmmm the glazed donut that i created on ur eye is making me crave a krispy kreme right now.

janet is now blind because of a glazed donut incident, a few weeks back from her ex boyfriend.
by retired fag hag August 30, 2006
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When said person masterbate on his room mate pillow while the room mate is out for the day leaving a shining crust on his pillow
I gave Tim a "Glazed Donut" today while he was out taking a test today
by Critcalmax November 7, 2012
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When you cum in someone's ass so hard, they get a glazed look on their face.
I gave her a glazed donut last night.
by A.M. MagicMan April 30, 2008
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When you cum around the pussy so it looks like a glazed donut.
I gave your girlfriend a glazed donut last night.
by Dnezey December 3, 2015
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