glaucoma of the anus

When one is simply tired of dealing with work bullshit.

Hey boss, I have glaucoma of the anus. Unfortunately, I can't see my ass coming in today.

by Satan McNinja March 10, 2017

gluteal glaucoma

A bullshit excuse for not coming in to work. or to cancel plans. "Gluteal" literally means ass, and although "glaucoma" is technically an eye disease, another definition of the word can also be: "a poor excuse". So this phrase basically translates to "my ass ain't coming to work and I don't have a good excuse".

John: "hey boss, I'm not coming to work today".

Boss: "wtf John? Why not?"

John: "I have Gluteal Glaucoma".

by dillonstrider413 March 11, 2024