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girlfriend

something I have
by Coronatime.com/yourdad May 27, 2021
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on-call boyfriend/girlfriend

A friend to have a casual relationship with only for the purpose of filling a temporary relationship void.

Usually present in long-distance friends that choose not to have a long-distance relationship or friends that lead very busy lives and don't want the hassles of a full-fledged relationship.

An extension of a fuck friend
When visiting the West Coast, I'll get together with my on-call girlfriend for dinner & a movie and usually a night of great sex.
by Fukeneh82 March 16, 2005
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girlfriend

mystical creature whose known powers range from clairvoyancy to being able to bleed for a week without dying. a person to have on your side.
by xaeneta July 27, 2003
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First girlfriend syndrome

when a guy loses all contact with his friends to spend time with his first girlfriend, which will inevitably end with him dumped and without friends
"hey man when was the last time you saw tom?"

"months ago, he has really bad first girlfriend syndrome"
by kvn23 April 21, 2010
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girlfriend

a female who you love, admire, respect, and desire to be with; a girl who makes you laugh, smile and realize what true happiness is; your perfect match; a girl who goes from best friend, to teammate, to partner in crime all in one day; a woman who brings out the best in you; your favorite lady.
I had the best weekend because i spent it with my girlfriend.
by a. fox December 9, 2008
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Girlfriend

If you're looking this up you know very well a girlfriend is a extremely rare, legendary creature you, me, and all us boys long to find. A lucky few manage to find one, and very few times does he succeed to befriend her. Those who can't find one wither from this world, but fortunately, a cure to not having one exists. (see "memes")

Although memes provide happiness, we all know deep down that a void of darkness inside us intends to pull our skulls out through our nose holes to tell us what is true, the reality, and, unfortunately, that darkness is right.

So, good luck on your journey to get a Girlfriend. It's your choice. Accept the truth, or fight it.
Me: I'll get a girlfriend eventually.
The Void: Hey shitass, look up your name on Urban Dictionary. I put one up that reads "you're a fucking dipshit who'll die depressed and poor."

Me: (proceeds to need help for homework on Shakespeare, and turns to Urban dictionary, who manages to put the world's most boring man into an erotic fantasy)
by an existant of this planet January 6, 2021
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