Gingervitis

The disease that causes non-gingers to suddenly turn into a ginger. Often confused with Gingivitis, a gum disease.

Ginger: If you don't stop being such a douche, I'll give you Gingervitis

Guy: Ok, ok, sorry.

by Ginger Hunter June 26, 2012

Gingeritis

An irresistible attraction to a person with the MC1R gene. Two classic signs that a person has become afflicted with this disease are the inability to stay away from a ginger whom they have become attached to and a person feels a sense of pride from being selected by the ginger. A person's true nature is revealed as a ginger can see straight into their soul…leaving a feeling of nakedness and exposure with the afflicted. Currently this illness is terminal and there is no cure.

'Gingeritis is the best disease ever!'

by bookwormmama September 23, 2016

gingeritus

A terrible disease you get from being around ginger people to much.

Louis has gingeritus from being with his ginger girlfriend too much.

by Muffinman94 November 23, 2009

Gingervitis

Having lots of interest in gingers; men and women.

That ginger is giving me gingervitis.

by jadevooo December 21, 2018

Gingeritis

When you fall for a ginger or have a preference for gingers.

Ben: You know that ginger in our math class is really cute
Kevin: You mean Ellie?
Ben: Yeah
Kevin: Well i guess you have gingeritis

by Sodapop Curtisss February 29, 2016

cure for gingervitis

there is no cure. research is still being done. to go further into investigation, we must know how to kill that which has no soul

Paul: "There is no cure for gingervitis because gingers have no soul."

by el beavo January 27, 2008

gingervitis

A very serious condition that manifests itself as an overwhelming desire to have sex with a woman with red hair. Only men with exceptional taste in women will contract this condition. And the only known treatment for gingervitis is having sex with a red headed woman, preferably 4-6 times per day.

Dude, do you see that hot red head over there? Ya, shes giving me a serious case of gingervitis.

by gingerlicker March 17, 2015