Cliff-mas Gift

What Cliff Lee gave to the city of Philadelphia by rejecting offers to play baseball for both the New York Yankees and the Texas Rangers.

Cliff Lee: "Hey Philadelphia, hope you're enjoying your early Cliff-mas gift."
Philadelphia: "Sure are. Let's celebrate next Cliff-mas with a world series ring."
Cliff Lee: "I love you, Philadelphia. Tell Brian Spaide he's the coolest."

by MikeC. December 15, 2010

giftgasm

The excited orgasm-like expression one gets upon opening a present; often used in the context of faking it.

I got the ugliest magenta sweater from my aunt, but the whole family's there at the party so I had to fake a giftgasm.

by H.C. S. June 16, 2008

The Downhill Gifter

"The Downhill Gifter" - While you are giving someone oral sex - 1. Gently reach down and start to massage their feet 2. Then extend your arms fully behind you 3. Then lift upward 4. You should now be resembling a "Downhill Ski Position"

A girl sits pondering and penniless about what to get her boyfriend for his birthday... "Hmm, Well I know he wants to go skiing but we can't afford that... Maybe I could massage his feet? He does work really hard everyday... And every guy likes to get oral sex... Hmm..."... When the Birthday Boy comes home from work, he finds his girlfriend standing in the living room wearing a full ski suit, snow boots and goggles. A little thrown off at first, he says... "So, are we going skiing for my birthday after all?" She smiles back and says, "No... Not quite... :) "Its called The Downhill Gifter

by Maryjane* February 6, 2014

National Give your Girlfriend a Gift Day

Give the loved one of yours a gift!! October 24th is National Give Your Girlfriend a Gift Day.

Find something to give to her and appreciate the moment. National Give your girlfriend a gift day.

by jacob-ganes October 23, 2019

gift card laundering

The act of using a gift card to purchase another gift card of equal or slightly greater value in order to hide the fact that you're just regifting the original gift card.

After I do some gift card laundering at the mall today, these gift cards I got last Christmas will be squeaky clean and ready for regifting. No one will ever catch on to my operation - muhahaHAHA!

by Jeema December 7, 2009

dont look a gift horse in the mouth

meaning if something is free dont find the flaws in it.

one way to tell a horses age is by looking at the wear on his teeth , if someone gives you a horse theres a good chance it is old and you wont get much use out of it.

sam got a bike for christmas , but it wasnt the one he asked for .... "dont look a gift horse in the mouth"

by the_colt23 May 12, 2011

Giftervention

It's like an intervention, only instead of confronting someone about their problem with drugs or alcohol, you confront them with their problem of being shitty at giving gifts.

Person 1: Aunt Carol gave me socks for Christmas AGAIN this year!

Person 2: Are you serious!? She really needs a giftervention.

by Ginger Claus December 2, 2011