vagina geyser

during sex when a girl squirts and it gushes like a geyser :)

Susan: Ahh ahhhhh!
Bob: Damn what a vagina geyser! My whole room's wet!
:)

by chance and conner are gay July 20, 2007

White geyser

when a woman who has just had a baby sprays breast milk at you during sex

I had mary in the missonary position last night and when I wasn't looking she gave me a White geyser right In the left eye and its making it hard to read my computer today at work.

by Frank Grimes June 4, 2005

spicy geyser

When you stick hot sauce packets into your girl's asshole and proceed to slap her cheeks together.

SpitDaddy38: I made a mess when I did a spicy geyser on my gf last night.

by Mr. Bonito June 30, 2019

ass geyser

When you have not gone to the bathroom in a few days and really have to go and as soon as you pull down your pants your shit comes out and splatters everywhere like a geyser.

(in a public bathroom) "Woah, why is there shit all over the walls?"
"The guy who just walked out had the biggest ass geyser I've ever seen"

by SBrotato October 7, 2014

Shizer geyser

When you take a massive dump and the water in the toilet wets your entire ass

Me: Holy shit dude i just took a crap and it ended up as a shizer geyser

by ToSmartToFarm August 16, 2011

crystal geyser

Shoving a water bottle, preferably crystal geyser, in a vagina and pouring the liquids out. Emptying the contents, squeezing the water out of them vagina.

*Caution: sparkling water hurts*

"Mary's pussy is so wet, I bet she crystal geysers"

by Baddabingo boy December 12, 2016

Butt Geyser

the splash that enters your butt due to your sphincter not being fully closed, once you drop a hefty turd

"john took a solid dump, one of the turds was so big it gave him a butt geyser"

by Vladboy11 November 20, 2011