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show me your genitals

something that girls need to do more of

Genital Istitudes 

When your balls have the texture of a Russian bean bag chair.
"My balls are swollen and rigid, Dr. McGroin."
"Well, David, you probably have genital istitudes. My son Patrick had that some years back."

genital hospital 

A form of torture listed as one of the settings of the revenge device created by the nerdy children in an episode of the Simpsons, along with other options such as wedgie and purple nurple. The details of this procedure was not explained any further.
Look at that nerd; I think I'm going to give him a "genital hospital."
genital hospital by alexw January 18, 2008

genitals 

my genitals swing freely
genitals by Winnie The Shit November 13, 2003

genital general

Any one person who has sex with exactly five people in one night on five different occasions. so named because a general in the millitary has to earn five stars to become a general.
after escorting the 5th young gentleman of the night up to one of the empty bedrooms, lauren earned the rank of genital general.
genital general by bsffreak May 28, 2008

genital birds

Genital herpes.

Thinking that birds flying around your genitals
You have genital birds?
WHAT?
means you have herpes..
genital birds by YOITTIT February 5, 2010