Dirty Gertrude

Doing the Dirty Gertrude uses the act of shoving your toenail shavings into any part of the body. The person with the toenails inside of them shall let them sit for about a week. After the scheduled time has come, the sexual partner will take out the shavings and eat them with a mixture of feces and semen.

"My buddy Eric tried a Dirty Gertrude with me last night, it was great!"

by FatFucker27 October 21, 2021

gertrude

adj. an expression of both shocked disbelief and extreme disappointment.
something outrageous and unexpected; far beyond the truth.

I went to Peaksville, Ohio and a little boy turned me into a jack-n-the-box and sent me to a cornfield for thinking bad thoughts. That was gertrude!

Barry told me the most gertrudis story about his near-death experience.

by BD Crew August 15, 2009

Gertrude

the gayest person you will ever meet

Wow, Gertrude's new girlfriend is smoking!

by urbanwhale April 22, 2018

Gertrudis

the type of girl anyone would want to date: fun, interesting, can take a nasty joke with great humour, kind and cutely angelical, but at the same time serious, hard worker, a complete diva and drama queen when she just feels like it. With a touch of feminine sensuality, she can get quite vindictive when deceit or angered. so better watch out!

she is also very protective and loyal of her friends and likes being helpful to them when needed.

´Hey, dude! have you seen Kevin lately?'

' didn't you know? He met this girl last month at this party and since then he's been like in a cloud. I don't blame him though, that girl is quite a Gertrudis, I wouldn't want a chick like that.'

by AlenB## September 13, 2018

billy gertrude

a man with a unibrow, mustache, and a slight beard, usually married to a women (maybe a rock if he has to) whose name also starts with the initial B, for ex: bethany. billy gertrude always makes everyone in the room laugh, even though his unibrow, mustache, and beard are false lashes. hes also short.

billy gertrude’s wedding is next sunday

by travinawiththebeans July 2, 2023

Gertruding

The act of gertruding is the art of ignoring your best friend for a Gertrude

Hey jack! Stop gertruding me, bro’s before hoe’s

by Iwhiteey June 13, 2019

St. Gertrude's

Here at St. Gertrude's we are proud of our plaid skirts, class colors, the perfect brown lace up shoes and of course, our prostitution skills. A good 90% of the student body was rejected from one of the finer prep schools in the city (namely Collegiate or St. Catherines) and the other 10% didn't even bother to apply. There is one thing for sure, the entire 100% has some form of VD. But when we aren't busy dealing with our "strenuous" academics we're usually spotted outside our brother school, Benedictine, rolling up our skirts and unbuttoning our oxfords. Considering we may be the lowest rank of private school in Richmond we only practice those skills that will be applicable to us in the real world, namely, prostitution. Otherwise our street clothes usually fail to cover our entire body and add the fried hair from straightening, the large hoop earrings from Claires and a good mask of makeup we're ready for our next hookup. That hook up probably being one of the fuglies from Benedictine or maybe we'll chase those foxy preps alittle bit more just to be turned down for one of their kind. Get em drunk enough tho, and they might just have something to do with us; the proud, the few, THE Dirty Gerties.

Dirty Gertie #1: I'm pretty sure I hooked up with someone yesterday, but I never really got a good look at their face.
Dirty Gertie #2: Should we take our weekly trip to Planned Parenthood or stay here and fight over the cookies?
Dirty Gertie #1: We should probably get over to the mall I heard Hollister is having a huge sale, those skirts are usually short enough, but I can always hem them.
Dirty Gertie #1&2: YES NORMAL CLOTHES!

by stay classy January 27, 2005