Guy 1: "My girlfriend is a geriatric exhibitionist.."
Guy 2: "Dude, not cool. That's gross"
Guy 1: "No, not really. Her grandma has no idea what the hell is going on. And if it gets her to give me a bj I'm perfectly fine with it."
One who tucks his button down shirt under his underwear and goes to physical therapy session asking for the most attractive physio therapists around then will ask her out for coffee.
A geriatric patient did a double leg take down then transitioned to a rear nake guillotine choke to the front desk people upon learning the cutest physio therapist isnt available.
Hooking up with geriatric sluts is top tier. You don’t have to worry about ubering them home, paying for stuff, or them catching feelings. They have their own and know what they want.