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geriatric exhibitionist

A person that likes to have sex in front of an old person. Said person is usually mentally disabled and has no idea what is going on.
Guy 1: "My girlfriend is a geriatric exhibitionist.."
Guy 2: "Dude, not cool. That's gross"
Guy 1: "No, not really. Her grandma has no idea what the hell is going on. And if it gets her to give me a bj I'm perfectly fine with it."

geriatric 

One who tucks his button down shirt under his underwear and goes to physical therapy session asking for the most attractive physio therapists around then will ask her out for coffee.
A geriatric patient did a double leg take down then transitioned to a rear nake guillotine choke to the front desk people upon learning the cutest physio therapist isnt available.
geriatric by Lance footstrong March 7, 2016

geriatric slut

An older slut, usually over the age of 40. They’re usually more established and experienced than a basic slut. High mileage.
Hooking up with geriatric sluts is top tier. You don’t have to worry about ubering them home, paying for stuff, or them catching feelings. They have their own and know what they want.
geriatric slut by Kairo2020 October 2, 2020

Geriatric youngin 

Person who absolutely loves the same culture as people who were born during the great depression and some modern day music but hates the 90s
I am 21 and I listen to Doo wop,the 50s;60s;70s;80s;2000s era and that makes me a geriatric youngin.

geriatracy 

Restaurants with the early bird special, are a haven for the geriatracy.
geriatracy by JeXantupus December 25, 2020