Gazonk

verb: to have something taken or stolen from you as you are about to attain it
adjective: something that is very easy to steal from someone

verb:

I was about to win this auction when some randomer gazonked me!
I'm so going to wait until he gets to the front of the line then gazonk him.
I'm going to gazonk that last pepsi.

Adj: Oh my blob, Brad is so gazonkable!
Adverb: She's gazonkingly beautiful.

by Rufus Ferlinghetti February 20, 2015

Gazonkas

Seriously huge boobs

She's got an incredible pair of gazonkas

by LeeJunior January 10, 2019

Gabookie

Something your friends says to show they’re a dry texter or just the driest way to end a conversation

Friend 1: Hey what’s up
Friend 2: Gabookie

by Dangerous golf ball January 3, 2021

garzooka

garfield’s superhero alter ego

person 1: who’s your favorite superhero?
person 2: garzooka!
person 1: are you okay?

by binkytheclown August 30, 2021

Gazool

A hideous boob craving monster from the game bloody-boobs

I was playing bloody boobs and ran into the gazool! He totally wanted my tits.

by Wunkerd November 26, 2017

gazooba

word you yell when you're a huge pussy.

Joe: "I just lost a fight earlier to an eight year old boy... GAZOOBA!"

Melanie: "Wow, you must be a huge pussy."

by mai wu pocky zu-zu May 13, 2009

The Great Gazoo

When you are banging your girlfriend and you shove a pickle up her ass for added pleasure. After you are done, she eats the pickle. (Because the pickle is green, it is like a Martian penis, like the Great Gazoo of Flinstones fame might have.)

Katie said that she had mixed emotions about the Great Gazoo. The pickle up the ass was actually thrilling, but the pickle tasted like shit afterwards.

by Katedaskaterulz October 15, 2008