there is a gay ass mother fucker on my lawn, fucking my lawn flamingo

when someone that no one likes tries to talk to you and they don't know that no one likes them but you don't want to be a dick because it was a silent agreement that no one likes them and eventually you just tell them to fuck off so later they come to your house and fuck you lawn flamingo so you call the cops.

police responder: hello this is 911 what is your emergency
You : there is a gay ass mother fucker on my lawn, fucking my lawn flamingo
Police responder: understood multiple police cruisers have been dispatched to your location

by Mr. Dissapointed June 1, 2020

its not gay if you have your socks on

point in case.

ITS NOT GAY IF YOU HAVE YOUR SOCKS ON

DEATH TO ISRAEL

by Lil barnacles #1 fan July 8, 2022

the gay one

Every manufactured boyband has one token gay member, often ridiculously camp yet still in the closet for the sake of his female teenage audience who are in denial.
This member is almost always known by the name "The gay one from name of band in enlightened conversation.

"Hey, isn't that the gay one from Westlife doing his shopping?"

by tonighttonight July 2, 2007

Gay-onomics

Factoring in the positive economic benefits of an individual state allowing gay marriages.

Many states are now allowing gay marriages once they realize that not to allow gays to marry is missing out on gay-onomics.

by Guido1 June 3, 2009

gay onion

a person who thinks all the time

"Albert Einstein was quite a gay onion"

by Clint oris January 26, 2024

That One Gay Cousin

That One Gay Cousin is well, your gay cousin. If you don't have one, chances are, YOU ARE that one gay cousin!

Person 1: Who is your one gay cousin?
Person 2: I don't have a gay- oh shi- I guess I'm the gay cousin...
Person 1: Congrats! I always knew you were that one gay cousin!

by IHateNamingThings.org April 6, 2019

It's only gay if your balls touch

Some heterosexual men, in a two-male-one-female threesome, will avoid the sexual position "DP sandwich" because there is a good chance that one guy's dangling and swinging balls will rub against the the other guy's balls, creating gay pleasure and thus making the sex gay. The woman, to help the guys overcome their gay fears so that she can get what she wants, will encourage them by saying that the sex would only be gay if their balls touched.

Woman: C'mon guys, give it to me! At the same time! I'm so horny.
Man 1: No way, that's totally gay.
Man 2: Yeah, that's gay.
Woman: What is this, the Rocky & Bullwinkle show?! C'mon guys, think about it, it's only gay if your balls touch.
Man 1: (To Woman:) OK, maybe you're right. (To Man 2:) But I'm going to be on top because I don't trust you and your low-hanging balls.
Man 2: Sure, man, whatever.

by EmptyMeter April 25, 2017