Gavoon

An upgraded Goon

Desi:Donna is such a Gavoon!
Ben:Gavoon?
Desi:An upgraded 'goon'
Hans:I'm going to say that now!
Ben+Desi:Tool!

by Jakluver December 9, 2009

Gavyn

The boy every mother dreams of having. Strikingly handsome with brown hair and beautiful sky blue eyes. Because he accepts nothing short of perfection, no one has to set the bar for him in whatever he chooses to do. As a result, he wakes up every morning and pisses excellence. He watched his step dad pitch a baseball, then grabbed the ball and pitched strikes with both arms. This is the dude who saw a funny cartoon on YouTube, and 3 months later had taught himself to animate at a professional level...probably just so that he could create the most hilariously offensive trashing of his little sister’s favorite Peppa Pig episode.

Chuck Norris can drown a fish, but Gavyn can bring it back to life, mutated into a 65 ft. long Great White with a laser attached to its head, and rabies.

by AllyErn1619 June 21, 2020

gavomit

The act of simultaneously gagging and vomiting, often caused by people who reveal too much information in their Facebook status updates.

After reading that Facebook update the vision of sweaty walrus love caused me to gavomit uncontrollably.

by wurbanist December 16, 2008

gavoom

john's boss

John's boss is a gavoom because i want him home on fridays always!!

by Shlee October 19, 2003

Gavy

A guy who is dark, tall, and handsome. Has a great smile and knows he can get girls whenever he wants. He’s also intelligent and cares for others.

I met a guy named Gavy the other day. Girl let me tell you this guy has everything!

by Pinkvein December 9, 2017

gavone

Typical candidate: Italian-American Male. Age 25-45. 200+ lbs. Most definitely from Staten Island, Brooklyn or Jersey. Typically frequents restaurants that are either all you can eat, have buffets or serve large portions.

Actions: Fills his plate a mile high. Stuffs his face. Devours the food. Doesn’t even taste the food prior to swallowing it down.

At the Nantucket yacht club there was a group of gentleman stacking clams on their plates as high as a mountain. When they returned to their table, they scarfed them down as fast as possible before quickly returning to the raw bar.

WASP #1: Who are those gavones eating all the clams?!
WASP #2: They must be from Staten Island.

by DJ THOMPSON - KING OF KINGSTON April 4, 2008

Gahoy

Someone who is experiencing the downsides of puberty. Total zits, voice cracks every second, and are usually 14-19. Can be seen with hats on backwards.

*in a hotel, where a gahoy is spotted in full swim gear*

Gahoy: Uhheeuheee where's the pool?

by Ilikecock123 March 9, 2009