Gauge

A Gauge is a person that is a sex machine. There is only one kind of Gauge. A popular, athletic, sexy, love machine, pussy magnet. And a Gauge dick is so big, it is more than likely known as a cockzilla!

Guy 1:Have you seen Lizzie today? Guy 2:No, why?

Guy 3:She's walking like a penguin, Gauge must've gotten a hold of her!

Guy 4:Jesus Christ!!!!, Poor girl...

by Dildo lovers November 19, 2016

gauging

The process of stretching a person's piercings from one gauge to a higher gauge.

Common gauging movements are from 8g to 6g, 2g to 0g and 1/2"g to 5/8"g.

Gauging too fast can cause tearing or a blowout.

I tore my ear the other day while gauging from a 4g to a 0g.

by Denis Baldwin February 03, 2004

gauges

a streched piercing, manily the ear loabs.

i have 1" gauges in my ears

by cameron lyman December 11, 2007

Gauge

A very short chubby man, he likes ass and doesn’t take shit from nobody

“Oh my god! Is that Gauge?!”

by TittieBitch September 12, 2019

Gauging

Girl who works at McDonalds and dates a lot of people at once and breaks all there hearts.

yea i found these two kids that play habbo who are cooler than me , so I want to start gauging there e-life

by Qbk June 15, 2010

Gauge

A Pint of Beer or alcoholic beverage.

Dave says to John "You coming for a gauge mate?"

by Monkey April 25, 2005

Gauge

it could mean two things.
1# i already have my ears stretched up a qauge
once your a size you want
(im a 12mm) you leave a tunnel,plug or wood in it.
the smell is not particulary nice but bare with it.

the second thing it could mean
is a way to threaten people in a horrible way.
which i usually do. :D
and is often used here in london alot

1# "HOLY FKIN SH*T IM a 00gauge im going to get some new plugs today :)

2# SAY that to me again and ill fkin gauge your fkin eyes out you fat b*t!h.

by TiannaMistii August 27, 2007