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gary bettman

1. Commisioner of the NHL
2. A greedy, selfish, stuck-up jerk. Must be fired.
Gary Bettman is the worst commisioner of any sport ever.
by teh 1337 0n3 November 12, 2004
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Garry Eye

When you so fucked you get a lazy eye and develop a squint but only on one side.
I was so fucked on pills I got Garry Eye
by loves2spooch November 15, 2009
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Garry Eye

One eye closed or half closed the other all mad and wide open. Neither focusing on anything. Can be cross eyed at he same time.

If you seen someone stoned... Seriously stoned you have already seen Garry Eye.
Originally from Juneau, Alaska for those who don't know. Go Killer Whales!!

There's was a saying there. "He drunk so much he woke up with Garry Eye" also "Will this weed give me serious Garry Eye?" And "She has Garry eye.... She's all yours mate"
by HissyFingers September 19, 2013
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axe gary

An axe-wielding maniac from the Tampa Bay area who offers legal advice when you call his 1-800 number after an accident.
If you've been in an accident, call 1-800 AXE GARY.

I dunno 'bout choo, but I'ma call 1-800 AXE GARY!
by beknighted March 20, 2014
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Garty

The King of Simps

Definition: A Garty is a lanky man who flirts with as many ugly or whoreish women as possible and only gets a few nudes that he obsesses over and brags about. If you are a Garty there is a 0% chance that you will ever lose your virginity. A Garty always puts hoes before bros and will say literally anything to try to get with a girl. He is always unsuccessful yet he will throw literally anyone under the bus to simp for pussy.

Whatever you do, don't be a Garty.
Her: Hey Garty could you drop me off at my boyfriend's house
Garty: Yeah I guess so

Her: Oh I'm broke too, can I borrow a little money?

Garty: How Much?
Her: only $20 not that much
Garty: Okay

*next day*

Garty: you're never gonna guess who took a ride in my car yesterday
Garty: and she sent me a picture of part of her boob like almost the full nipple
The Boys: Garty shut the fuck up..... quit being such a simp
by ITSTAZ February 28, 2020
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Up the Gary

to do someone "up the Gary" is to have anal sex with them.
cockney Rhyming slang Gary Glitter rhymes with shitter
My girlfriend won't let me do her up the Gary. what a selfish bitch
by jamfsob August 12, 2003
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