Garett

He is the cutest guy in school,the ladies love him and he has a crush on the one that is most like a tomboy

Hey did you see Tom he is like a Garett

by #Hidudes April 6, 2015

Garette

Fun, crazy, kind-hearted guy who loves to sleep and play video games. A Garette knows most things you think you won't need to know but you will! A Garette is also stubborn during arguments or "proving a point" to others. Garettes also have a short temper. A Garette is very popular and gets along with most people well, except for children, A Garette is usually not a children kinda person, but also acts childish at times. A Garette usually does what they want, but it always somehow turns out to be hilarious.

Hey- wheres Garette? I miss him!

Hey Garebear! Hows it going? Let me guess, you broke your xbox huh?

by LillithM. September 16, 2013

Garrett

A hot dude who does not know how hot he his inside and out. He becomes a GREAT friend He has an excellent sense of humor and he is thicc. He is athletic and muscular. Loves to play jokes with his buddies. Any girl is lucky to have Garrett. Just don't call him "gay rat!"

Girl 1: Oh my god, that must be a Garrett!
Girl 2: I know! He is so thicc and muscular!
Girl 1: What a hottie!

by its not cup! February 25, 2019

Garett Logic

An illogical style of connecting unrelated ideas that can still make sense to the idea generator. This lack of logic can also be used purely for the amusement of confusing others.

"No, you can't go to the beach just because you brushed your teeth. Stop using Garett logic."

by G. Thomas July 26, 2006

Garrett

Garrett's probably have a hugmongoose dick. Like you can see it through his gym shorts. Man is mad sexy. But just as a friend... the fog is coming!

Homie 1: Is that Garrett?

Homie 3: yessir! Just look at that man
Homie 1: what a guy!

by Qwerty654321234516 May 17, 2022

Frank Garrett

Internet famous owner of Duncan Construction in Stillwell , Oklahoma.
One of the most used soundboards amongst prank callers.

Duncan Construction, It`sa Frank Garrett.
Hey has sher momma still got worms crawlin`out her pussy, yew cowardly pimplefaced cawgsucker?

by Geist86 December 18, 2010

Garnett

A prematurely balding dude who is pretty legit, and loyal to his friends. Hung like a Golden Warrior Gold Lightan. Well known fact that he can turn a librarian into a squirter.

"Yeah, I went home with Garnett last night. Y'know, it's never happened before but I went off like a fire hose! 14 hit combo!"

by el ucraniano loco February 8, 2010