Gamer's Thumb

The condition of getting a sore/blistered thumb from playing video games for an extended amount of time.

"I played God of War II last night for five hours and i hadd to quit because i got gamer's thumb."

by zits24 April 4, 2007

Gamer's Gooch

The rotten, smegma-like smell gamer's aquire in their gooch after a long session of gaming. Often the most pungent while wearing compressive underwear.

I had some serious gamer's gooch the other night after playing Fortnite with Jake for 11 hours straight.

by RickyBaker3 December 29, 2020

gamer's diet

verb - To play video games instead of eating food with your family, friends or pets.

noun - A diet by which video games are substituted for alcohol, nutritious food and cola.

1. I was in my basement playing world of warcraft for a week straight to hit the 80level cap. It is the best way to stay skinny using the gamer's diet.
2. Did you see Carl's on his gamer diet? He looks like he will collapse playing call of duty like that.

by nigganigganewnew September 2, 2009

gamer's fallacy

The idea that improving at videogames will actually gain the person wealth, and a very quick loss of virginity.

Sal: "Hey did you hear? Bill is training to become a pro gamer."
Jonas: "No way nigga, he got gamer's fallacy."

by Doge.Nacho June 14, 2014

gamer's legs

When you have been playing video games for too long and your legs feel numb and woozy when you try to walk.

I've been gaming too much today; I have gamer's legs.

by Dode222 May 14, 2016

gamer's parkinsons

A noticeable shaking or trembling of the body, especially of the hands and arms, that occurs after an intense gaming session, similar to Parkinson's disease. Unlike regular Parkinson's, gamer's parkinsons is temporary and often wears off as adrenaline levels return to normal.

Man, that eight-hour session of Elite: Dangerous left me with gamer's Parkinsons for three hours!

by Maschinenmensch December 28, 2016

Gamer's Output

The unconscious comments made while a gamer is completely engrossed in a video game.

"Don't take his words seriously. It's just gamer's output."

by DictionGary July 18, 2018