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Gajoobie 

The science of developing an invincible and tireless love muscle. This form of yoga requires that the adept supports his entire body with his erect penis. Lying face down, the yogi springs full wood thrusting his body upward into the air. Experienced gajoobie yogis are capable of remaining suspended on their trembling members for hours on end. Some will spin around in a dervish-like revery of penile ecstasy.
I have been practicing gajoobie for 12 years, my penis has developed astounding strength.
Gajoobie by Gajoobie Joe July 5, 2012
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The piece a food that gets stuck between your teeth, particularly showing up during job interviews, dates, or family portraits.
"Dude, I hope you didn't smile-- you have a nasty gloober in your tooth."
Gloober by TheHotPop May 3, 2007
A failed attempt at expelling phlem or other liquid material from one's mouth with the end result of having the liquid material land on the originator's chin, forehead shirt, or other part of the body.
Nice job genius, you just gloobered on yourself.. I guess that teaches you to spit in public..
gloober by Jimi Spier December 27, 2007
That gloober got me faced.
Gloober by GANGeskahn November 21, 2020

galoopis 

galoopis is one of many qualities, currently standing at 7"3 ft tall. This man has more than 2,000 children, his multiple wives are part of the Culicidae family. Other than that this man is one who makes everyones day brighter, but their humor a little dumber. #girlboss
a word to describe the shittness of life. When everything in the world seems to be going againest you then you are in deep glooba.
idiotic boyfriend: 'holy shit dude my girl just caught me gettin a blow job of her sister!"

friend of idiotic boyfriend: 'man your in deep glooba!'
glooba by PlipandPlop July 25, 2006