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by Qit May 8, 2005
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by RedEdSaid July 20, 2010
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"My sister was the neighborhood flatback."
by tman March 13, 2004
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by Fatbulous May 6, 2009
Get the Fatbulosity mug.a rusty fratboy occurs when you precisely pinch a loaf off into a girl mouth who has passed out as you illegally touch her girl parts, while wearing an upside down backwards visor with spiked jelled hair and a popped collar.
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