Futsface

A face that has disturbing or unproporitional qualities. Also used to describe a certain facial expression made which is particularly unusual, not intended to be funny, but undoubtly is to the viewer.

"Yeah sure, I'll go to the winter formal with you Jeanette, just as soon as you get something done about that futsface and/or Louie Anderson gets laid"
" Hey Tim why are you making that futsface" Tim-"well shit Ted, the company is going under faster than immigrants trapped in the Titanic"
"That actress from SwimFan4U was totally a futsface"

by Conor G December 6, 2004

futsin

When you have a binch of time to kill and you are just wasting time.

Well I be just futsin around

by JoeMoSucka September 24, 2007

futsy

Behavior intollerably fussy and/or picky over every aspect of a task or topic.

Instead of focusing on eliminating the task, Mark is being futsy with unnessesary details by spell-checking the old packing slips.

by BeamishMimsy January 24, 2017

Futsetta

1. The Hawaiian version of the "Boogie Man." Name of an imaginary witch used to threaten children who misbehave.

2. Indie/Punk band from Salt Lake City, UT.

You bettah be kwite! Els FUTSETTA gon getchu!

by Suave July 1, 2009

futsek

A South African word in the Afrikaans language to say "go away, you dog"

Futsek Man !

by NYAOPE May 22, 2016

futsy

a fart, an ass-blast, gasser, poot, SBD, flatulence, hydrogen sulfide with methane, malevolent release of aromatic evil fumes.

Pardonnez-moi, madame, but I have made a huge futsy during your tea party. I trust that the fact that you're now vomiting into your cucumber sandwiches is not a consequence?
Yowza, buddy, that futsy you're smelling in this crowded elevator emitted from my butt-cheeks.
Yes, honey, those nicotine stains on my shorts are the residue of a series of joyous futsies.
Gutsy, gutsy, whoozgatta futsy?

by A. Gringa Parnussa January 25, 2008

futsee

A futsee is when you Fart or laugh so hard you pee.

"Madeline did you futsee? "
"Oops! I laughed so hard I futseed myself!"

by #futsee June 28, 2016