Fusciasock

When a male jerks off with pink cake icing and shoots his fusciabload into a dirty sock.

Mom: "I 'm so sick of trying to launder these fuscia socks"

Son: "Well get me chocolate pudding next time"

A fusciasock

by Dbuzzkill September 8, 2017

Funcraft

DangThatsALongNames server only OG remembers. Also, hi Smajor

Funcraft is better than Hermitcraft you damn punk

by FalconMaster66 November 23, 2021

funcrasher

The opposite of fun

My parents are funcrashers

by Boy Phantom March 5, 2022

funcya

a fat ugly cow who has no rights and likes cake. you know when you meet a funcya because she will probably sit and squash you. they are a fat specie of cow. they like cake and eating cities they are cannibalistic and the ugliest creature you'll ever meet. their pimples like no other and their stomach the size of a city. they are ugly, vile 2and feral all in one creation. there are no known survivors who have seen a Funcya in person. be careful they are found in kitchens and Maccas.

Person: shes fat and ugly.
Other person: is it a funcya?

by funcya slayer November 6, 2022

functail

A term coined by Ablis in Bend Oregon to describe a functional mocktail or cocktail

Dang this functail is choice! Let's get func'd up!

by Sunnycolfax July 18, 2024

Funcarian Squiggler

A human baby. Derived from the portmanteaus "fun to carry" - fun carryin' - funcarian, and similar portmanteaus "squirm" and "wiggler" - squiggler. It is used as a playful alien-sounding nickname.

My Trekkie uncle will soon be the proud dad of a new funcarian squiggler.

by Alkuna March 21, 2025

Mother Fanciable

When you fancy a female so much you want her to become the mother of your children.

"Whoa that Nando's waitress gave me 10% discount , she is mother fanciable!!!"

by Forrersley May 29, 2017