Fuckoff land

If some smartass asks you where you are telling them to fuck off to, this is your answer.

Oh go fuck off to Fuckoff land.

by Forseti April 30, 2006

Fuckoffee

It's like coffee

Only you still leave me alone
After I drink it

Let me finish my fuckoffee

by Littletowner February 3, 2017

tele-fuckoff

1. What really happens when office personnel work from home via internet client software.
2. Watching Oprah, Days of our Lives or Maury or other daytime trash during telework hours.
3. Taking an hour trip to Starbucks, and a two-hour lunch with the BFF during telework hours.

"Heather is teleworking but she does not answer emails and she posted online about her carmel mocha latte. That's not tele-work, that's tele-fuckoff."

by Dr. Harry Boltzac March 16, 2016

fuckoffingist

biggest largest thing imaginable

unbelievably large fuckoffingist

by ohferfuxache October 17, 2007

Fugoffed

When a snooty kid, adult, or random idiot responds to a question or request with a sound similar to a goff, yet are subconsciously telling you to fuck off.

That little asshole just fugoffed me!

by SpikealiciouS June 14, 2010

fuckoffanddie

When you tell someone to "Fuck off and die!" and it comes out quickly! Often abbrieviated to FOAD

Nat: I HATE YOU!
Josh: Fuckoffanddie!

Nat: I HATE YOU!
Josh: FOAD!

by Trampikey and Goldie! June 29, 2005

Fuckoffish

Adjective: A terms to describe the characteristics of an individual who is thoughtless, inconsiderate, offensive of unpleasant. Such people have no regard for others and are deeply self-obsessed deviants with a thinly disguised persecution complex. Fucktards.

Adverb: Fuckoffishly.

"Dan can be so fuckoffish about things some times, he always behaves fuckoffishly when you ask him a direct question. He must be IQR qualified and if he isn't he should be."

by Vengeful Spirit June 3, 2012