Fictional character

A person in a book or movie who isn’t real. SO STOP SIMPING FOR HIM!

I think Aaron Warner is cute but he is a FICTIONAL CHARACTER! AHHHHHHNHH!

Fictional character by BadBleepOfMarvel March 16, 2021

Functionally High

When a person smokes enough marijuana to feel its effects, but not enough to alter competence at regular daily tasks or create a lasting low after the effects have worn off.

Becoming functionally high is a skill that comes naturally for some, and for others takes a long time to develop and master.

Person 1: I just got some killer bud from a friend of mine. Wanna smoke?

Person 2: Ok, but I have work in an hour. I guess I'll go in functionally high.

Functionally High by DJAlexxander September 8, 2011

fictional sexual

When someone has a sexual feeling to a fictional character or characters.

I think I'm feeling Fictional Sexual .

fictional sexual by Beckra May 22, 2017

fucktion

Similar to fiction; Tale of sex that never actually happened.

Ummm...Remember when I said I fucked Becky and her mom simultaneously? That was actually fucktion.

fucktion by goatsearse May 12, 2009

fucktion

When you are doing Calculus function problems and obviously there's something else on the
mind.

Rick: "What the heck would f(x) equal? I hate fucktions!"
Esteban: "Hahahahaha... nice"
Ms. Rod: "What kind of problems are you guys doing?"
Evan: "That, my friends, is called a Freudian slip... haha."

fucktion by A Breed of Sushi January 25, 2009

fully functional

A term used to describe a pre-op transexual who can still ejaculate semen out of their penis.

TS Girl: "I've got a 7 inch lollypop and I'm fully functional."

fully functional by wordfacts April 14, 2010

functional high

When you use a vape (mflb) to smoke bud and it hit's just right and you are able to go out and be high with people around, but no one notices.

Person: Dude how are you able to go out a be yourself and still be high?
Me: I use a (mflb) and it hit's just right, so it gives me a functional high.

functional high by Andy'sCandy October 9, 2016