go fuck yourself doctrine

The go fuck yourself doctrine states that anyone and everyone, WITH NO EXCEPTIONS WHATSOEVER, can go fuck themselves.

For example, the go fuck yourself doctrine states:

Oprah can go fuck herself.

Mother Theresa can go fuck herself.

Ghandi can go fuck himself.

50cent can go fuck himself.

Abraham Lincoln and Winston Churchill and Nelson Mandela and the Pope and Ayatollah Khameni can all go fuck themselves.

You can go fuck yourself.

I can go fuck myself.

God can go fuck itself.

go fuck yourself doctrine by Figleaf23 August 4, 2007

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Go fuck yourself with a rusty screwdriver

How to say "go fuck yourself" but getting a better reaction out of the person and people around you. Unlike "go fuck yourself" Go fuck yourself with a screwdriver MUST be yelled as loudly as possible, even in a public place, no exceptions. This phrase may be used at any time, even when "go fuck yourself" normally wouldn't be used.

person1: So, I was thinking we could go out today an-
person2: GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A RUSTY SCREWDRIVER!
everybody around them: 0_0
person1:0_0 dude wtf

Go fuck yourself with a rusty screwdriver by JerZeyCJ March 2, 2011

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Go Fuck Yourself, San Diego

Some days, some chicks just like to fuck with your teleprompter.

V.C.: I'm Veronica Corningstone

R.B.: And I'm Ron Burgundy-- go fuck yourself, San Diego.

Go Fuck Yourself, San Diego by TheRandomPorker_ding November 6, 2011

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Go fuck yourself nigger

Mostly said towards black people. If you are not black and the context isn't a hateful one, this can also be used ironically in a friendly conversation.

man 1: Have you met my sister?
man 2: More than met her, dude.
man 1: Go fuck yourself, nigger.

example 2:
man 1: go play another game you're so bad at this lol
man 2: Go fuck yourself nigger

Go fuck yourself nigger by Sheeba the third April 23, 2023