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Frozen Puke Fuck-Stick 

When one pukes into a stick mold, then freezes the mold, then, hours later, uses the frozen stick of puke to fuck another person.
Man, Janet and I got so drunk last night, I ended up shoving a Frozen Puke Fuck-Stick in her ass. The worst part was, after it melted down, her dog came and licked up the pile of melted shit-puke.
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take a flying liplock to my fuck stick 

A particularly poetic way of telling someone to give you a blowjob. The "liplock" in this case refers to the manner in which the recipient of this term will wrap their lips around your "fuck stick", which is a fancy term for your penis.

The recipient of this term will be so impressed by your verbal prowess that they will not be offended. This allows you and your friends to snigger openly at this person's stupidity without fear of rebuttal.
Teacher: "Could you show me your homework?"

Student: "Could you take a flying liplock to my fuck stick?"

Teacher: "Haha you little scamp. What vocabulary you have!"

Student and friends: "Snigger snigger snigger"

Fuck-stick 

adj.- Someone that acts like a tolal douche.
Jesus Christ he's bieng a total fuck-stick.
Fuck-stick by nevets May 13, 2004

Fuck Stick 

D. Trump. Or anyone else that makes asinine claims like a scarf is better than an N95 mask because the fabric is thicker and can block more germs.
Just listen to the shit that falls out of that Fuck Sticks mouth.

Is that Fuck Stick talking again?

I can't believe everyone thought voting for that Fuck Stick would be good for America.

fuck stick 

Originates from the word FUCK BOY but a Fuck stick is a male that has same traits as fuck boy but severely needs to eat 20x double bacon cheeseburgers to gain some weight because their junk is bigger then they are.
fuck stick by 11:11dmb March 26, 2021

shit-ass fuck stick 

The warden was very displeased that the convicts were not keeping their shit-ass fuck sticks clean and infections were a crisis
shit-ass fuck stick by von groovy September 14, 2019