fuck me sideways and call me skippy 

when everything is so fucked up.

Fuck me sideways and call me skippy....i have herpes...damn

fuck me sideways and call me skippy by P to the enguin April 21, 2010

fuck me sideways with a spoon 

An exclamation used when things are completely screwed, or to express surprise at something.

Staff member: Dude, the fryers are on fire.
Manager: Oh fuck me sideways with a spoon!!

Boy: I have herpes.
Girl: Oh fuck me sideways with a spoon!!
Boy: I'll have to from now on ...

fuck me sideways with a spoon by Scutha January 18, 2008

Well fuck me sideways and call me George 

Kinda like "Ill be dammed" just funnier

Guy 1:"Dude it worked!"
Guy 2:"Well fuck me sideways and call me George"
Guy 1:"Wait, what?"

Well fuck me sideways and call me George by kinkysauce September 24, 2018

Fuck me swinging 

Term of surprise. Shows amazement at an event or events.

Joe. "Bobs getting married"
Chris. "Fuck me swinging!!"

Fuck me swinging by Tony is an asshole August 11, 2006

catch me fuck me shorts 

The term given to the Physical Training shorts issued to US Special Operations personnel during training. These one of a kind shorts are extremely short and have a specially tailored cut that ensures the wearers genatalia to show during numerous exercises. Comes in sexy OD Green. Also knows as "Ranger Panties". They closely resemble Richard Simmon's work out shorts.

Why does Seargeant Johnson wear those catch me fuck me shorts to the gym?.... its totally gay and you can see his balls when he gets on the bench press!

catch me fuck me shorts by SFC G May 7, 2008

Fuck Me sideways 

Its when your fucked big time.

Ryan Ryenolds in blade trinity after seeing the 2 rotweiler vampire fucks. goes ''fuck me sideways''

Fuck Me sideways by Sobykicksass February 28, 2010

Fuck me sideways 

An expression of shock or surprise at a given situation

Fuck me sideways, its cold outside today

Fuck me sideways by Montespan July 12, 2011