fuck me

Fuck me in the asshole

After dinner I want you to fuck me.

by acid shock June 01, 2014

Fuck me

1) Something you say when you're annoyed

2) Sexual demand

1) "I spilled my beer! Fuck me!!!!!"😑

2) "Fuck me daddy!"

by UltimateDoge July 30, 2022

FUCK ME IN

to trick a dolphin who's going to bed by asking another to TUCK them in only to FUCK them with gummi bears rolling around the bed

the hispters by the AA store will start using it saying 'wow... i asked jamie to come over last night and she really fuck me in! ihiihiihiih"

by derrick the dolphin August 02, 2007

Fuck me

It's people who want to have sex very passionately

"Fuck me baby " said you mamma

by Market handle January 24, 2017

fuck me

used when u r beaten. when ur clearly over matched.

dad - go tell ur mom to take u to practice.

jack - oh i get it....fuck me.

by mazimaz July 11, 2008

fuck me

For proper FUCK ME instructions...see The Pterodactyl...highly recommended position.

Fuck me pterodactyl style.
Look up The pterodactyl

by fuck me sideways mike ;) April 21, 2005

fuck me

to go to the store and by a dildo and fuck yourself,if you read this you are a fucking idiot and you should go find something to do with your life like a job or a wife.

ohhhh fuck me.
ugh fuck me

by aton bombs April 29, 2019