Fuck-me-face

The expression on someone's face while they are conducting a physically strenuous activity, or when they receive some unpleasant news.

Ex1 "Hey, new guy! Wipe off that fuck-me-face and get back to work."

Ex2 Dan's reaction to the loss of field pay was a series of Fuck-me-faces

Ex3 "That ruck march was so long, I was making fuck-me-faces every 20 meters."

by Troop-A-Loop September 15, 2011

Fucking one's face with food

Eating esp. in large amounts.

I sat at that diner and fucked my face with ice cream for a full hour

by Tzeen from Badassmofo.com May 14, 2004

fist-fuck your face

get punched hard in the mouth

I was just chatting with his bitch, and he started fist-fucking my face!

by Silence March 26, 2003

shut the fuck up face

when your head tilts and one side of your mouth goes up and you look @ someone thinking "shut the fuck up"

boy1"dude she cheated on you"
girl1*gives shut the fuck up face*
boy2(bf of girl1) "WHAT THE FUCK JENNY!"

by hahaiknow101 June 24, 2009

People with fucked up faces

See Matt Schr3ck and you'll see what I'm talking about.

Dude, I'm Matt Schr3ck. Someone hit me with a baseball bat in the face at a very young age.

by 2Pac February 16, 2005

monkey fuck your face

To royally beat the fuck out of somebody.

Roy pissed me off so bad I was about to go bananas and I told Roy to back off or I as about to monkey fuck your face off!

by mrgconn August 11, 2018

FUCKING TWAT-FACED DICK'ED

The most British roast ever

WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE YA FUCKING TWAT-FACED DICK'ED?!

by mosqitoburito May 01, 2021