Fake fuck fest is an event where you have to fake giving a fuck or two shits. It’s when you have to pretend you care and pretend you are having a good time in order to not offend anyone. It’s for the occasions that the only thing worse than going is not going.
I have to go to my boyfriend’s cousin’s second wedding. It’s going to be a fake fuck fest. Why do I have to smile and pretend I’m interested in people’s small talk.
by Purple Fringe June 17, 2018
Get the Fake Fuck Festmug. When you and a group of people go on a merry go round naked and have an orgy, and when the ride stops, you all puke on each other...
by Count Cockula October 9, 2019
Get the Merry Go Fuck Festmug.