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Urban Frustrationary

When you are searching, searching, searching through random selections in the Urban Dictionary and become continually frustrated by the overwhelmingly mediocre entries you happen across, the U.D. morphs into an Urban Frustrationary.
"Man, I'm sick of all these entries about jerking off. What an Urban Frustrationary!"
Urban Frustrationary by an non January 19, 2009

masturbation frustration

the feeling a man gets when is is about to ejaculate his load everywhere, but has to hold off at the last second for another reason
"dude why is Johhn McEnroe always so angry?"

"I think its cause he gets masturbation frustration before every match he plays cause his trainer nearly walks in on him"

sexual frustration 

A build of of stress, due to lack of sex.
see also blue balls.
Im not sexually frustrated, im SEXUALLY PISSED THE FUCK OFF!
sexual frustration by nic P November 2, 2004

Textual frustration 

The feeling one gets when no new text or voicemail alerts arrive for an extended period of time.
textual satisfaction
It's like my phone is dead; I think I'm feeling some textual frustration.

I'm sorry, I'm just a little textually frustrated because I haven't been texted all day.

mentally frustrated 

When your brain won't shut the fuck up , just cause you want to sleep.
Can't sleep I'm mentally frustrated
mentally frustrated by Andy2009 September 21, 2016

sexually frustrated 

a person who is generally stressed out or frustrated due to either lack of sex/sexual encounters or due to bad sex.
signs of the sexually frustrated are said to include chewing ice, eating chocolate and peeling labels off of beer bottles, although most people think these are just 'old wives tales'
i'm so sexually frustrated because not only have i not had sex for 9 months, every guy i meet is a loser!
sexually frustrated by jane_bond October 26, 2003