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Fruity Pebbles hands

In relation to paper hands and the stock market:

When your hands are so less than paper that it enters the realm of cereal. The furthest levels of cereal hands is the dreaded Fruity Pebbles hands. In the slightest of humidity in the air, the cereal becomes a slurry. Those with fruity pebbles hands sell even when the stock in going up just in case in goes down.
Paper hands: “Yo paper bitch, withdraw me some more money from my accounts so I can sell my stocks for a measly profit”

Cereal hands: “Yes sir! You there, boy! Get our lord and savor some more TENDIES to spend from his accounts!”

Fruity pebbles hands: “Y-y-y-yes supreme ruler and expert of all financials!”
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fruityryugu

“That cosplayer looks like fruityryugu!”
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fruity

a guy that is not always gay but could be; he may act in a flamboyant, bouncy, or feminine way
gunther, the fashion designer, acts very fruity
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Fruity Lexia

Cheap-ass Sac Wine.
Can get maggot for less than the price of a schooner.
A similar variation is 'Fruity Gordo'.
We bought a sac of Fruity Lexia and got some young chicks pissed in the park.
by Diego November 6, 2003
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Fruity Rudy Effect

When a man is so attractive that even perfectly heterosexual males find him attractive.

So named for the character "Fruity" Rudy Reyes from the TV Mini-series Generation Kill.
All of the other Marines found their squadmate to be incredibly hot thanks to the Fruity Rudy Effect.
by Grafsburg March 19, 2010
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Fruity Gordo

A brand name of a cask white wine of the Moselle variety. It comes in 4L and 10L casks and is usually only consumed by total piss-heads. It tastes like piss.
"Look at that old wino lying in the park next to his empty 4L cask of Fruity Gordo"
by soozee71 January 10, 2012
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fruity doodie

When a person poops and tries to cover it up with excessive bathroom spray it is called a “fruity doodie!”
Oh no! Dad made a fruity doodie and I can smell it from downstairs!
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