fuckastrated

1) To demonstrate a sexual act,
2) to insert a penis somewhere only to somehow have one's balls chopped off, or to be such an utter manwhore and do so much fucking around that you get justifiably castrated.
3) to orchestrate an orgy
4) a state of frustration caused by one's current sex life (or lack thereof)

1) "Just allow me to fuckastrate the proper technique of cunnulingus..."
2) "There is not an orfice within a 10 mile radius, aside from a few women present (including your wife), that you have not penetrated. Therefore, we shall now castrate you with these rusty pliers."
3) Keeping time with his hands like a band director, the fuckastrator shouts,"And now one-two-three––thrust harder brass section––and lubricate, lubricate..."
4) "I am so goddamn fuckastrated! Even the shower massage no longer helps!"

by Spork_damage May 6, 2007

Fuckstrated

When you are frustrated because you have not had sex for a long period of time.

"Girl, its been almost six months since I got some dick, I am so fuckstrated"

by J. Dot December 9, 2006

frustrated metalhead

a generally angry mood that revolves around someone who's had an unfortunate accident involving getting their head dipped in molten metal

ned kelly was often a frustrated metalhead although in this particular case he chose to wear metal to symbolise his respect for those involved in molten metal-related accidents

by alex blows donkeys September 4, 2003

Frustrated Cum

Frustrated cum would be when your having gay sex, yet you yourself are straight. But, you have to please dumbledore, your headmaster, and your daddy. So you try your hardest -- but in the end all that comes out is one small, pathetic spurt, as dumbldore sighs at the sight of your pathetic, flaccid duck.

Ron Weasley caught Harry Potter with his pants down, awkwardly gripping his dick in front of Hagrid.

"Bloody hell!" Ron said, staring at Harry's frustrated cum.

by xxxantichristxxx July 8, 2016

Fuckstrated

Another word used in the term for being sexually frustrated.

Allyson: "Damn girl! That guy bout broke my back last night! I haven't gotten that much ass in HELLAS!"

Brittany: "Shut up girl! Don't say that shit! I'm so FUCKSTRATED! I haven't gotten any ass in 2 months!!"

hahahaha

by ChIkAbUeNa January 29, 2007

sexually frustrated

What 90% of the world's leaders are.

If Bush, Kim Jong Il, Bin Laden, Blair, Putin and Nasrallah had some TLC, they wouldn't be sexually frustrated, and a lot of wars would stop.

by FuckConformityAndStupidJerks:) January 30, 2007

Sextually frustrated

Frustrated sexually after having a sexual text messaging session

Ok I have to stop texting now cause you have got me so hot and bothered by sexting me. I am sextually frustrated.

by sextqueen July 17, 2009