Frogslap

A sexual act. At climax the male partner ejaculates into his hand and spreads the semen between his fingers, mimicking the webs between a frogs hand. He then proceeds to slap his female or male partner in the face with the frog like semen covered hand.

She didn't want me to blow my load on her face so I frogslapped that whore.

by Jizzy McTasty December 2, 2011

Frogism

Frogism is frog religious. It started from TikTok because you need 3 people to start religious and we made it bacause why not?

Our "god" is frogs. We love frogs!

Person 1: What religious you are in? I'm Christian.

Person 2: Im Frogism, love frogs!

or

Person 3: Are you Frogism?
Person 1: No, I'm Christian.

by Skyyye November 14, 2020

Frogstory

A made up story that exists for the sole purpose of lying, not for tomfoolery, but simply out of the desire to lie.

Friend A: "Ayo, did you know that researchers found a new kind of Frog yesterday?" (lie)
Friend B: "Oh cool, anyway."
Friend A to himself: "He dosnt know lol it's a Frogstory"

by Keyaruki December 30, 2022

Two Frogs In A Rubbish Bin

When you throw away 2 frogs in a trash can. And you’re friend starts crying.

Oops Two Frogs In A Rubbish Bin gone , sorry friend

by Two Frogs In a Rubbish Bin June 13, 2018

frogstar world b

A horrible stinking world destroyed by an overabundance of shoe stores. It is the site of two important things in the universe of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy": 1) the Total Perspective Vortex (exposes the sheer, utter, incomprehensible vastness of the universe to the hapless soul strapped inside, destroying his or her soul); and 2) future site of Milliways, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe.

(on the Total Perspective Vortex)
"You ever had a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster?" asked Zaphod sharply.
"This is worse."
"Phreeow!" admitted Zaphod, much impressed.

-- from The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

by Scott Lanway September 8, 2004

Crunchy Frogs

One of the revolting confectionarys mentioned in a Monty Python sketch about a dubious candymaker. Starring John Cleese, Graham Chapman and Terry Jones.

The sketch appeared on three of their albums, in episode 6 of their "Flying Circus" show, and in the movie "Live at the Hollywood Bowl". All instances were performed live.

Other vile confections mentioned are 'Ram's Bladder Cup', 'Cockroach Cluster', 'Anthrax Ripple',and 'Spring Surprise'.

Cleese: Next we have number four, 'crunchy frogs'.
Jones: Ah, yes.
Cleese: Am I right in thinking there's a real frog in here?
Jones: We use only the finest baby frogs, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose.
Cleese: That's as maybe, it's still a frog.
Jones: What else?
Cleese: Well don't you even take the bones out?
Jones: If we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy would it?

by Doc Evil July 28, 2008

box of frogs

Denotes lack of sanity in large quantity.

You're as mad as a box of frogs.

by GjjG May 6, 2006