Frat Mattress

Someone who gets around, and often sleeps with members of a fraternity.

Person #1: Let's do some word association. Frat Mattress.
Person #2: Whitney
Person #1: Why?
Person #2: Because it just seems to fit.

or

Whitney is such a frat mattress.

by rusty bellige March 31, 2009

Foul Floating Filth

The nefarious process of creating a commode-filling, toilet tissue supported, shit-flotilla in an attempt to air-expose as much fecal material as possible, thus maximizing both odor and offence for subsequent, unsuspecting patrons; frequently deployed in the bathroom facilities of restaurants with poor service, gas stations with exceedingly foul rest room hygiene and other locations deserving of passive-aggressive retribution.

That restaurant had the worse service ever and the food was terrible; there'll be no courtesy flush for them; Foul Floating Filth coming right up...I've been eatin' corn and burritos , too...

by YAWA September 11, 2016

frat dog

Having sexual intercourse without a condom.

Joey tried to frat dog Kayla, but she told him to bag it.

by Dan Teeman March 1, 2008

Floating Rock Mentality

The mentality were you have decided to fuck anxiety and worrying about shit. At this point in life you have just wanted to be happy and that is the F.R.M (floating rock mentality). WE ARE LIVING ON A FUCKING FLOATING ROCK SO WHY ARE YOU WORRYING ABOUT HOMEWORK!!! Go live your life! Life is short and you only get one so have as much fun as you can and live it up and experience everything!!

I have the floating rock mentality!

Dude just fuck it F.R.M.

The F.R.M. Is the way to live

by Floating Rock Mentality December 7, 2020

floater shot

A topper shot on a cocktail that floats on the top of the cocktail, aka a floater. As an extra kick to the drink

Adam: Hey bartender, give me a bushwhacker with a floater shot for a kick.

Bartender: One bushwhacker with a floater, coming up!

by the comand'r October 28, 2021

boner in the frat

A man who thinks he’s fuckin chill, but actually is a pussy fuck. Kids that think they "trap" but are actually those dudes drinking mikes hard and dancing to mainstream alternative music. Those dudes who consistently say things like “Squaa” or “Dank!”. In addition, any fuck that regularly talks about turning up or how he "got so fucked up" is a classic Boner in the Frat.

Drinking mikes hard=BITF
Drinking only beer=BITF
Ordering chocolate milk at a local food establishment=BITF
Duff=BITF

(1)Sarah: "He took 5 shots and hes already passed out in the bathtub"
Jim:"Wow, whata fuckin boner in the frat"

(2)Mike:"Damn, that dude just killed that entire handle and hes not even fucked up"
John:"That dude is no boner in the frat"

by FratCaptain November 13, 2014

floats your boat

Something that tickles your fancy. (This is an Americanism.)

Do that if you like...whatever floats your boat.

by kaycee2 April 14, 2014