un-filtered fart

The act of farting without clothes on.

Honey....that was a wicked un-filtered fart.

by ugfest January 18, 2007

Brown filtered cigarettes

Touching the filtered end of an unlit cigarette to one's asshole and returning it to the package. Keep an extra pack of these to give to moochers or people you don't like.

Boyce always chuckled to himself as his targets placed the brown filtered cigarettes in their mouths.

by Boyce Blanco August 11, 2017

stalk - flattered

the act of being flattered by ones creepy stalking actions and/or words directed at you.

delia - omg so jake said he's going to surprise me with flowers...which is weird because i never see him?

jody - does he ever see you?

delia - yeah he said he knows my whole schedule! isn't that cute?

jody - dude don't be so stalk - flattered...

by mylove2011 December 20, 2010

Carolina Steam Fritter

The act of battering and deep frying a turd until hard and then using it to penetrate your parter's vaginal or anal cavity. ( Recommended lubrication: Lard)

Dude I'm so happy i bought that Fry Daddy, now Carolina Steam Fritters are on the menu every night!

by LBO-Deep January 13, 2011

pineapple fritter

slang for "up the shitter"

"I'm going to wind it up her pineapple fritter tonight. She'll love it don't you think Tarquin"

by Ring Commander Bear (HnD) December 9, 2004

fritter

Fried dough, typically fruit filled. Can be classified as a fried pie or a turnover.

Fritters, also known as fried pies, are amazing.

by Amy Belaus January 4, 2008

Apple Fritters

Delicious batter coated chunks or rings of apple, deep fried and served with honey or syrup. Comes from the blessed nation of China.

Also available as banana and pinapple fritters.

I'll have a Chicken Chow Mein and some Apple Fritters please

by Megann Babesss ;D March 5, 2009