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n. a person whom you can trust with nearly any information and count on to help you out of a difficult situation, also gives advice to help you avoid making a mess of your life; many people are considered to be friends, but few truly are.
Bob tells John that he wanted a can of beer despite the fact he is underage and that he had one. John respects Bob's actions and keeps the info to himself.

John has pissed off his landlord and now his life is in danger. Bob grabs whatever weapons are available to him and rushes out to help protect John.

Bob is sad and decides masochism is the answer. John reminds him how stupid that is and that hurting yourself solves nothing.

pseudofriends: (those you think are but really are not friends)
John sells Bob's secret to the school gossip.

John is lost and calls Bob, but Bob hangs up on him and ignores the hail because his favorite show is on TV.

Bob is expecting a call from his girlfriend and John hands the phone to Bob, except John does not tell Bob that it is his mother that called and not his girlfriend. John laughs as Bob takes the phone and says "Hey baby, you want to make some more love tonight?"
by Loduwijk July 5, 2004
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Ryan: You sure we can't get together?
Jodi: We can be friends.
Ryan: A friend... right.
Ryan then proceeds to cry on the inside whilst keeping a blank expression on his face.
by Richard Blade February 4, 2009
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A friend is someone that can make you laugh, at any point in time
She/He will always care about you even if you have a huge argument
Me: I'm so upset, I can't belive she said that about me!
Alice: Well at least she didn't steal your eyelashes

Me and my best friend have a psycic connection, and we know how we feel, even when we are apart
by xxRubyHeartzBrandonxx January 7, 2008
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person of your acquaintance with a particular trait which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealling
"well jimmy, id thought we'd just be FRIENDS"
by skez September 16, 2005
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1. One who loves another, especially one who feels sexual love.
2. A sexual partner.
3. A person who is cosmopolitan, considerate, random, intellegent yet childish when convenient.
by Paramour paramount* March 4, 2009
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I am from Grimsby and all of my friends are back stabbing bastards.
by Rolodoggy January 21, 2015
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A person who sticks with you and does not stab you in the back.They stay with you and hold all your secrets they never tell anyone because both of you trust each other
by Clso19 May 29, 2018
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