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Freshlight

The using of a dead newborn as a fleshlight so it won’t “go to waste”
Doctor: shit! We lost the baby!

Doctor 2: well at least we have a freshlight
by CoeusTheQuetzalcoatl May 29, 2023
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satan's fleshlight

After obtaining a venomous snake (traditionally king cobra), one prys it's jaws open and proceeds to use it as a fleshlight.
"I just did satan's fleshlight. My dick is pumped."
by The dark wizard May 9, 2014
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Frushing

A town in northern central Queens County, NY. Frushing is home to Queens College of The City University of New York, and, in recent years, has been an epicenter of Asian (esp. Chinese and Korean) immigration and human trafficking. Formerly known as "Flushing", the town's name was officially changed by the New York City Council in 1992, in order to reflect the town's recent annexation by China earlier that year. Frushing is home to myriad H1-B visa computer workers, bicycle delivery persons, and massage parlor "sex workers", many of whom work "off the books", and for sub-standard pay, and whose presence thereby solidifies Frushing's geopolitical importance as a center of crypto-fascist corporate hegemony and economic globalism. Frushing's previous name, Flushing, is associated with an oppressive, racist, Eurocentric, sexist, homophobic, exclusionary, hateful, and non-epicanthic Caucasian regime, which brutally conquered the area sometime during the late 1600s. The last native-born American resident of Frushing, Mr. Arthur "Boo" Radley, passed away in 1999, at the age of 86.
1. "When I allive in United States of Amelica, I hope to rive in Frushing."

2." Damnit, J.B.! Have you seen the quarterlies regarding the Information Technology department!? Some of those arrogant American bastards make as much as I do! Who ARE these guys, anyway? We gotta have some layoffs. Get rid of these high paid jerks, and let's get some new IT guys from Frushing who will be more compliant and work for less money."
by Mackley July 20, 2008
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Frepling

A small gremlin like human being, usually one that may or may not have a substance addiction.
Oh, look at brad the frepling
by Bradilz August 19, 2020
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freching

A fake word used in quizzes
What is the folding of rocks called?
• freching
folding
•faulting
by The Freching guy March 2, 2021
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Millionaire’s Fleshlight

The act of pleasuring oneself with a roll of hundred dollar bills wrapped around one’s member, similar to the popular sex toy the Fleshlight.
“Damn, I got paid last night so I got off with my millionaire’s Fleshlight.”
by Bobiffer June 15, 2018
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reverse fleshlight assfuck

when a male/female sticks the opposite end of a fleshlight in their anus, and lets a male fuck the shit out of the fleshlight.
Tayer: Hey Zach wanna come over I got a new fleshlight!!!!

Zach: As long as you let me reverse fleshlight assfuck you!

Tayer: Okay!!!!!!!
by ilovejizzzzzzum October 26, 2011
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