pretty freekin scary

Book series written by Chris P. Flesh. Real name of author unknown, unless this is his real name, and his parents were really wierd. The book is about a dead kid named Freekin, birthname Franklin. He died while living at the dorms of his school, Snickering Willows. He came back to life because he missed his worldly possessions. People act as though he is fine, though freekin thinks that they must find it hard, considering he can remove his limbs at will, and they fall off. He is in love with a girl, Lilly, and he gives her his heart... Literally.The series also stars Pretty, a monster from the afterlife that followed Freekin to the surface. She has a face only a mother could love, and Kind of thinks of Freekin as a brother. She can remove her eyeballs, which she hasseven of, and leave them all over the place. Another main character is Scary (yes, all of their names are in the title), who is a phantom, with lightning speed. He didn't fit in with the other phantoms, as he is easily scared, even of himself. He can morph into anything, and can go through walls.He doesn't speak, though all of Freekin's friends think he is cool. It had merchandise being sold at Wal*Mart, though I am not sure if it is now.

Have you ever heard of Pretty Freekin Scary?
No... What is it?
Smack.

by CrimsonKnight93 November 23, 2007

fucking freezing

Extreme cold where your nuts feel like they are going to curl up and disappear

1:Dude, I can't see to find my balls.

2:That's because its fucking freezing out there. Get Inside Moron.

by SevenD February 10, 2008

Freen

Extra amazingly cool acidic green that comes in highlighter colors. Also a word used instead of 'Green', which many believe has become outdated.

This word is beyond examples lol. Freen is thee shizz.

by Jolene16 April 8, 2007

Freener

A term used to describe the penis of a man who has recently become single, either as the result of a divorce or the termination of a long-term relationship. The term is a hybrid of the words "free" and "wiener".

"yeah, its too bad that you guys broke up, but think of it this way.......your cock has spent the last five years in the oppressive shackles of captivity.....and now..now, my friend, you have got a Freener!! EMANCIPATION!!

by Timmy the Hutt. March 19, 2011

jack fryeing it

When a person is a complete douchebag, but also at the same time he/she is pretty funny because they make stupid comments, laugh at their own jokes, and slap their own knee in histeria

guy 1: actually, i think i'm the hot tater champion, colten (laughs and slaps own knee in histeria).

guy 2: dude, you are really jack fryeing it right now.

by supersoph February 26, 2009

Freetini

1. Free martiini's or any drinks a women ges while out at a bar or night club; especially when she feigns interest.
2. Free alcohol, usually tricked out of the supplier.

These girl spent the whole night at the bar juicing playboy for freetini's; faking like she was interested in him.

by Xavier Lamont December 21, 2004

Freeding

Freeding: (verb) To read magazines in a shop with no intention of purchasing the magazine.

When I met Matt this morning in the shop, he had been freeding for the last 30 minutes in the magazine section.

by Wordlee July 19, 2014