freesters

1. free beasters

2. Things that people steal at parties

1. guy 1: man im so baked, i just got smoked up by jeremy
guy 2: yeah dude hes always giving out the freesters

2. guy 1: how was that party last night?
guy 2: It was so fun, i came empty handed and got complelty shit housed.
guy 1: damn i should have gone, i love freesters

by ben geezy January 13, 2008

Freestyle Basketball

Freestyle basketball is a form of art. It involves doing tricks with one or multiple basketballs. No rules, no limitation, only your imagination and creativity. Not to be confused with "streetball", which also (sometimes) involves tricks, but in-game.

The Harlem Globetrotters were true pioneers for freestyle basketball!

by FSballer December 15, 2011

freestylistic

A freestylistic is a person who is not constrained by conformity! They are original thinkers and creatives with a great sense of style!

Nicholas’ freestylistic sense made him stand out as an icon of style and distinction

by equalitist August 23, 2020

Fredspon

A animal loving wack job which is always armed and often dangerous

David encountered a Fredspon in the woods, it showed him pictures of it's pets before knifing him in the armpits.

by The Fat Wriggler May 14, 2021

freestyle loafing

A sport in which the only goal is to sit around in the most comfortable position possible. This sport is well complemented by smoking weed.

"What are you going to do after work?"

"I'm gonna go home and do some freestyle loafing. It's gonna be tight."

by Danny Delinquent March 3, 2004

FreeBSD Zealot

(1)Someone who openly advocates group sex and/or bestiality or pornography focused on these subjects. (2) Someone with a large collection of pornographic material or extensive online presense of group sex and bestiality, especially someone who shares this with friends and coworkers.

I'm probably a "FreeBSD Zealot". If you give me a hit of X, I could f--k a goat.

by heloisesuncle September 12, 2009

freestyle driving

Art of operating your vehicle that requires mental dexterity, thinking outside the box and an indifference toward the law.

Includes, but is not limited to:
*right-to-go-left U-turns (instead of waiting to go left at a long light)
*driving through parking lots
*rolling stop signs
*using the shoulder and service alleys as additional lanes

For showing off, personal entertainment and especially getting to work on time.

-"How'd you get here so fast? Traffic's backed up for a mile on Texas St."
-"Why, freestyle driving, of course. We cut off on Anderson, turned onto Village on two wheels, rolled the stop sign onto Hollemon, took the alleys behind the Marble Slab and Hastings and came through the Target parking lot. I know an even faster way to get back."

by Reid "Mr. Peepers" Golden July 6, 2007