cunt frappuccino

When you deposit a beefy load into her box, and continue to pump until the gape becomes frothy and refreshing.

She said she was thirsty, so I made her a cunt frappuccino.

by Nick Stroup September 18, 2006

fappuccino

Having your morning FAP while having your morning coffee.

How did you get to work on time so relaxed and awake?
Had a fappuccino.

by 7ft3 August 31, 2013

orange mocha frappacino

A joke used as yet another Starbucks beverage for the purpose of momentary caffeine/sugar high.

From the comedy, Zoolander. Quoted when Derik was feeling blue, so his buddies suggested "Orange Mocha Frappacinos!!" as the obvious cure for his sorrow. Has underlying commentary on the ever-growing Starbucks franchise and world domination factor of the company and a sugar/caffeine-driven lifestyle. Also suggests the trendiness of Starbucks, such that all the cool people (ie male models) drink coffee at Starbucks, duh!

My dog just died. Boo hoo. Time to pay $10 for some orange mocha frappacino!!

by flo123 August 27, 2005

FLAPPUCCINO

A Starbucks induced queef.

My girlfriend had a cappuccino and then she had a flappuccino burst my eardrum when I went down on her.

by Candy Apple June 14, 2008

frappuccinhoe

Variant of coffee lovin' hoe; acts like a hoe when shouldn't act like one. Closely resemblance to macchiahoe

The frappuccinhoe strikes again, being a hoe while ordering at the counter.

by ElectroHunk August 31, 2021

frapuccino

Starbucks cold/frozen coffee.

I didn't sleep last night. I'm running on frapuccino right now.

by skorpion9x October 18, 2003

Toilet Frappuccino

When the consistency of your stools reflect a blended frappuccino from starbucks. Generally it refers to diarrhea, and can be preceded by the adjectives: Grande, Tall, or Venti to describe the size of the bowel movement.

Tom: Did you forget to flush?

Jerry: No, I always flush!

Tom: Then how do you explain the toilet frappuccino that is in your bathroom?

by Hadito Ebrahimito February 24, 2010