Franken Mer

A green furry diamond unlike anything the earth has ever seen.

Can also mean ballin out of control

Trish is rocken a really sick Franken Mer ring today, that her cool ass boyfriend got her. She is ballin out of control with that Franken Mer shit....

by Jonnywetcat October 20, 2010

Franken Pussy

Pussy that has been operated on that has stitches all over it.

That chick I fucked last night had a total Franken Pussy. She had more stitches than a person who jumped through a glass window.

by chibivix November 23, 2011

Franken Style

The act of participating in anal sex, between to men. Derives from the saying "Doggy Style", but changed to "Franken" to emphasize on the Gay aspect.

Guy 1: "Hey bro, Whatd you do last night?"
Guy 2: "Me and Jimmy went for drinks, then back to his house where we Franken Styled all night?"
Guy 1: "Dude, you and Jimmy are gay, and had sex!"
Guy 2: "Yea bro we always do! "
Guy 1: "Ewww man, get the fuck away from me."

by THAH MAHN October 13, 2009

Dirty Al Franken

Verb/noun. When you sexually assault someone and think it’s funny.

I can’t believe you dirty Al Frankened when you joked about Roy Moore.

by DirtyAlAndTheBoys December 6, 2017

snaggle toothed franken-boobies

Breasts of such horrid mutilation by forces of nature or botched augmentation, that they are often mistaken for Dr. Frankensteins monster.

Whoa, get a load of Tera Reids snaggle toothed franken-boobies!

by Guy Smith January 5, 2008

Franken

(v) to grope a person while they were sleeping. A Full Franken is achieved by sending them a picture of the act so they can ruin your career at a time of their choosing

Based on the Cheeto hand prints on my boobs, I believe I’ve been Frankened.

Going to a party tonight! Hope some honeys pass out so I can Franken them!

by Butlerman April 20, 2018

Franken

A Franken is a ball-fro of curly pubic hair that looks exactly like Al Franken’s perfectly symmetrical helmet head

Did you see Ben’s package before he started manscaping?!!! With that Franken, his schlong would start doing Stuart Smalley’s daily affirmations on its own if you put it in front of a mirror

by Apollo83 February 18, 2023