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FOX NEWS

a news station scaring parents with their Bottom of the barrel lies about games opening up a 100% chance of their children being murdered for MONEY
Mom: FOX NEWS just said that video games are evil

Kid: I can't wait when I can leave this house
by Bombh February 1, 2018
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Fox News

The news you watch when news isn't what you want.
The "news" station for brainless "real americans" is Fox News or Faux News.
by ashasal April 17, 2009
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Fox News has become the National Enquirer of television
by blahhalbblah September 16, 2012
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Fox news uses Republican Party talking points as news headlines and often runs headline "The Dems are at it again"
by Chaos General July 17, 2004
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Fox News

A bunch of republican nazis united to brain wash the U.S. with their make believe pollitics. And of course go on about Obama and throw fits because they wanted John Mcain to win the election in 2009.
Hitler is the founder of Fox News
by EpicSauce.net October 3, 2011
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FOX News

an Orwellian TV "news" network owned by sensationophile Rupert Murdock. They spew biased "conservative" reports, politically biased claptrap and cutesy-wutesy reports as well as "instant live reports" on so-called celebrities as a way of providing a narcotic for the masses.
I was having breakfast in a hotel lounge in Owensboro, Kentucky last year and the big-screen TV was tuned to FOX News. There was a "Special Report" - Paris Hilton had just been released from the slammer. Whoopie-fucking-doo. People in the lounge were muttering like a bunch of gibbon monkeys: "Paris Hilton, yeah. Nadder nadder nadder..." The hosers that pretended to be news reporters - a middle-age bimbo with a real bad bleach blonde hair job, crossing her legs and wearing makeup smeared on her face, along with two male shallow pinheads with their conformist hairdos and dark blue suits just would not STFU. I wish I had a revolver with me - I would've shot the fucking TV, shattering the screen into shards, you know - like Elvis is known for doing sometimes. TV news today is just unbelievably dumb and full of shit, but the (F)ucking (O)bnoxious (X)enophobe network is probably the worst. Everybody, rise up, gather round, watch some FOX News and become a mindless droid. Never mind thinking for yourself, we'll give you your beliefs for you! Here's the shit. Come and get it!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice August 10, 2008
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Fox News

Unofficially known as the Republican news Network. It's a news Network for people that can't handle fact based news.
Fox News is what educated people watch when they need a good laugh.
by Oxford Definitions LLC February 11, 2018
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